Sometimes I hear people say “ex cetera” instead of “et cetera” and I hear the difference but I don’t say anything because it’s not a big deal. Same with words like “irregardless” (which isn’t a word) and “expresso” But what REALLY grinds my gears is when people talk about Joel Osteen.

Basically every person I know does this and I honestly do not understand why. They say “Joel Olsteen” THERES NO L IN HIS SURNAME GUYS. ITS OSTEEN. I don’t understand why this is such a common mistake but like everybody does it. My husband, the pastor, all our friends, people online even spell his name wrong to include the L they for some reason think is there. Is this a case of mass hallucination? Am I immune to dillusion? Is it a conspiracy? MAYBE. It certainly would explain a lot.